Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
