Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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