can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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