I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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