Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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