Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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