I wish I could punch you in the face.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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