Porn is love you can see.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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