So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You need Xanax blowdarts
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
