So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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