Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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