sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
