I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
