why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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