My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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