I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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