I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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