do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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