i would punch a child for taco bell
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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