Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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