he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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