isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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