laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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