I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The beer is more important than you right now.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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