Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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