That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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