I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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