was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
