look no pants
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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