Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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