dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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