okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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