This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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