I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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