Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Farmville is her only friend.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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