When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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