I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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