so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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