Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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