You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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