I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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