he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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