Define "chronic" masturbator.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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