so that wasnt chicken after all
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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