Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
