why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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