this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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