So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I can't put those talents on a resume
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
