and you said cock pushups were impossible
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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