is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
third nipple confirmed
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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